Such Little Non-believers
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From: Jon Tveite <jontv@ksu.edu>
My notation is pretty simplistic -- no tablature, just letters.  Most of
the chords in the song, as far as I can tell, are either major or neutral
(I - V, neither major nor minor).  This should get you started, at least. 

The opening pattern goes |D|E|G|G (lower voicing)|A| [repeat 3x, ending
like so: |D|G9|]

The riff is pretty easy.  I just hold the |A| chord with my index finger 
and play up and down the D-string, going on to A on the G-string, and 
releasing the chord to hit the open B-string, along with whatever strings 
I happen to hit (open |G|).  Then...

   WE'RE FIGHTING SMILING IRISH, THEY SAY THAT WE
   LOOK GOOD IN UNIFORM, AND MAIS OUI!

   |A|

   SO GOOD YOU COULDN'T PRY THE COLD DEAD FINGERS

      |D|      |A|      |C|             

   OF THE DALLAS COWBOY CHEERLEADERS FREE

   |G|    |D|    |A|    |C|     |E|  |G|

   WE'RE ACTION AT A DISTANCE, WE'RE FORCES
   THEY SAY WE'RE CUTE WHEN WE'RE MAD, AND WE ARE!

   |A|

   SO CUTE THERE'S NOT AN ANIMATION PRODUCT IN JAPAN

      |D|          |A|    |C|               |G|  |D|

   WE DON'T OUTSPARKLE BY FAR

      |A|      |C|     |E||G|

   DON'T TRY TO TELL ME WE WEREN'T INCHES AWAY

   |D|          |A|     |E|        |A|    |D|G|

   FROM TURNING THE TABLES AND USING WHAT USED YOU AND ME

        |A|         |B|        |D|        |A|          |G|

   COURTNEY, SUCH LITTLE NONBELIEVERS, AREN'T WE?

   |D|  |E|  |G|                       |A|

   COURTNEY, ARE YOU SURE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WERE ME?

   |D|  |E|  |G|                            |A|

   COURTNEY, I THINK WE MISSED OUR CHANCE TO BE FREE

   |D|  |E|  |G|                          |A|

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That's pretty much it, with a repetition of the verse / chorus pattern. 
The bridge is just the same chords that come when the verse stops riding
on the |A|.